Lauren Boebert The Political Lolcow

[AvonBird45]

In the past several weeks, Lauren Boebert has proven herself to be one of the biggest hypocrites in Congress. She is a "family values" conservative that is fighting for those with real morals. However, what is interesting is that all of that flies out the window when she was spotted in a public theater engaging in sexual behavior last year.

Boebert cannot catch a break. Recently, Her son whom she raised seemed to not get the "family values" memo when he was arrested on a total of 22 charges, including felony counts and a series of misdemeanors and petty offenses, following a string of alleged vehicle trespass and thefts.

There's even allegations that Boebert's son made a sex tape with a minor. Boebert defended that saying that we shouldn't "nitpick" the bible and that no one is perfect, she also plans to have her son serve God again. Also, Boebert's ex-husband put her stuff in a storage unit without her permission since their divorce. However, Boebert's ex-husband Jayson decided to do a little trolling saying that she put all of Lauren's stuff in a pond. This caused Lauren to not attend a campaign event in Colorado.

Jayson has been arrested twice. One for his son Tyler accusing his father of assault. The other was for assaulting Lauren earlier this year at a restaurant.


While Boebert was battling against critical race theory and arguing that the constitution is not Christian enough. Her family got into public turmoil.

I think her blatant hypocrisy makes her a lolcow that needs further study. Lauren Boebert truly reminds me of someone's bipolar aunt at Thanksgiving dinner. We all have one.

I predict she will fall further and further.

Sources:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11925883/Boebert-opens-teen-son-getting-girlfriend-pregnant.html

https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-jayson-boebert-ex-husband-arrested-charged-with-misdemeanor-assault-2024-1?r=US&IR=T

https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-skipped-campaign-event-ex-threw-stuff-into-pond-2024-3

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680

https://www.advocate.com/politics/lauren-boebert

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Let's fatten this up a little bit:

Son's arrest report

Washing her stinky toes in the sink in a public restroom and posting it on Facebook.

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